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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. .¸¸.•?´F........FAITHFUL•´`•.¸.»•.¸¸.•?´R........RELIABLE•´`•.¸.»
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Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS True friends r like morning, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever. Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years. 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER. GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry Friendship is sweet when it's new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share! A true friend always reminds you how special you are, by giving you a smile every day : ) . My FRNDSHIP for u is not like gold or daimond bocz they r very costly My FRNDSHIP is like oxygen which is not visible bt always around"U" FOREVER.. Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u! Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years. Remembrance is a better compliment than luv.. Frnz never expect tons of luv.. Bt only a miligram of remembrance is enough 2 keep ur bst budies 4evr:) a special smile, a special face, a special someone i can't replace.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. flower need sunshine,violet need dew,all angelsin heaven know i need u. yrs may fly,tears may dry,butmy friendship with u will never die:)By jIyAFoR U!!! Introduction is possible anytime,Love is possible sometime.Marriage is possible one time,but asweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime Osman. A friend scolds like dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sis, irritates like a bro,FRIENDSHIP- the blend of all relation,U r my best friend, b my friend 4ever. friendship cannot grow like a tree ,but they grow in their mind.so if you know that you have a friend, then promote your friendship through mind to shw that you realy trust your friend. i trust you man ciara If still night comes b4 morning,life comes bfr death,spring comes before winter.It means we r still friends. people say we need maps to find treasure but i proved them wrong cos without a map i found you.and you will be treasure me 4 ever deemy Love &friend r walking in village. love falls into a well,why?
bocs love is blind.
frnd also jumps inside
y? frnd will do any thing
4love.
Friendship is like a relation between the hand and eyes, its like when the hand gets hurt the eyes cries and when the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears. 1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2 = 5 sense missing U,4+3 = 7days thinking of U, 5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt Ubut 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U One day Love asked friendship "Y R U in the world when i am here?Friendshipsmiled and said "to spread smiles where u leave tears"
walk w/ me ven ur heart needs companytalk 2 me ven u feel all alone
trust me ven ur heart beats more.
think of me venever u need a true frnd malu
I wish i cud b a dove 2 brng u peace, a cupid 2 bring u luv,an angel 2 bring u a miracle.A ll i am is ur best friend, in the hope that it brings u happiness. I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did GOD knew that i needed a friend like 'U'.... A Good friend is like a Computer,Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,'format' ur problems,'shift' u to opportunities &never 'delete' u from memory! Life without FriENDS is (L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness
Life with FriENDS is
(L)ight n easy
(i)nspring
(F)ull of hopes
(E)nthusiasm
D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... " 10-Fingers 09-Planets 08-Sides 07-Wonders 06-Sense 05-Pandavas 04-Seasons 03-Choices 02-Genders 01-Wonderful Friend ***U*** If i could pull down the rainbow, i would write ur name on it and putit back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a frd like u. Our friendship is a blank cheque,its an asset not a liberty,always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss,hope it will not Bounce!!!!!! MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die! some people says 4 life money is important;some says wealth is important,some says beauty is important.but we say 4 life only &only a good friend is important.........just like u,,,, By SSR Salammmm!><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship,,,,,Plzzz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) A daily thought...A silent tear...A daily thought...A silent tear...
A Constant wish that u r near...
Words are few but thoughts r deep...
Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!
Treat life as the sea,your herat as seashore,friends like the waves,it never matters how many waves are there,what matters is which one touchs the seashore.i hope i'm first stone who touched the seashore.SWEET FRIEND!!!!Sun can 4get SWEET FRIEND!!!!Sun can 4get its warmth...Moon can 4get its light...Flower can 4get its fragrance ...Love can 4get its emotion BUT i can never 4get a friend juz like uBY Preety.
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If people came with labels, yours would say:100j PURE,
25% loving,
25% caring,
25% smart,
25% loyal,
COLOUR: cheerful,
SIZE: huggable,
TYPE: one of a kind!!!
My love 4u is unconditional My love 4u is real
My love 4u is something
so incredible to feel
Holding u on those summer nights
Feeling ur soft kiss with the sun
My love for u is something
that never once had to be won
I love u with the passing days
and with those we have not seen
ur the one in all my thoughts
in all my living dreams
ur the one whose hand is in mine
Whose lips I can't ignore
u are my life, my world, my love
ur all that I adore.
I awake each day with a smile & greet it with a laugh;
The world is a treasure to me
Because of u.
Every time I think of something sad,
I replace the thought- with u!
My mind is instantly changed
& my heart is filled with gladness.
Every breath I take is meant for u,
I live this life surrounded in joy
& I bathe in the promise of ur love,
My soul belongs to u.
Each time I see something beautiful
I want to take it and bring it to u;
My life has so much meaning now
All because of u.
Even through tears,The sun shines through.
Without your warmth,
What would I do?
it 4 u, dont drop it on d ground, cos u may not find it again,dont kip it on d air, cos it may fly away. give it a place in ur heart. i mean ma luv. Do u knw d relation btwn 2 eyes? De blink 2gther, de mov 2gether, de cry 2gether, de c things 2gether n de sleep 2gether BT STIL DE NVR C EACH OTHER . Its TRU RELATION. life
if each leaf of a tree is ur smile. then i promise u i will water it through out my life so i can seeur ever green smile forever! Sending u 1000 smiles.take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.pick out 1 every time u think of me because i want 2 see u smiling always noor/pak. its not the presence of someone that brings meaning to life but its the way someone touches your heart that gives life a beautiful meaning. Let me start by saying that I thank to Allah every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things. You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!! It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go. You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again. LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT. Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U. "24 Sweet hours make 1 Sweet day"!"7 Sweet days make 1 Sweet week"!
"4 Sweet week make 1 Sweet month"!
but... " 1 sweet person like "U" makes entire life sweet!
As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
5 Lovable words- "I
am alone
without u",
4 pleasant
words- "I
care 4 u",
3 sweet
words- "i
like u",
2 special
words
"Miss U",
1 important
word- "U"
Divas Ma Das VarVishvas Ma Vis Var
Tarikh Ma Tris Var
Chahat Ma Chalis Var
Prem Ma Pachas Var
Second Ma So Var
Hakikat Ma Hazaro Var
I Love You...
Liking u is mynature, missing u mydisapointment,fightin wit u my fast-time but 4geting u is never on mymind .. She's da one who broke my heart...She's da reason why my world fell apart....
She's da one who makes me cry.....
Yet I still luv her....n I don't no why.....
sea full of water, sky full ofstar's tree full of leaf's
garden full of flower's
But i think my haret
full of you.
Messages are not for time passThey silently say that I'm thinking of "U" right now
& also making "U" & think of ME 4 a moment DASH
Gateway of memories will never close. How much i miss u no one knows. Days will in years & i will remember u in my silent tears. I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day. Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
Sometimes myHEART asks:
Why I miss you?
Why I like you?
Why I SMS you?
Then my mind answered,
Its bcoz..
"sweet" people NEED more CARE!:
DO U want 2 know how much I Love U,ASK the Butterflies flying in at the river bank, un4tunatly they can't talk 2 U but their Beautiful colors will tell U thousand words. I MISS U. Friend meansFaithful relation in the earth never dies.
Real love is a fabric that never fades no matter how often it is washed with water of adversity and grief. I warn you, about the cost of loving someone, it cosumes much of your time, its end is unexpected, you will also be a slave of your own decion usully it has bad ending and it may sometimes take your life. So love by step. Do u no d relationship between ur 2 eyes?they see 2getha,lv 2getha,cry 2getha,slyp 2getha bt they wunt see each other bt as 4 me i wil By jeremy jonesfriendsassalamualekum
True friends see u true,
Believe in things u want to do,
Feel glad when ur dreams r true,
Best of all they dont judge u
take time to read it is the way to knowledge,take time to sing it is the music of soul..most imp:take time to loveand be loved. Luv is all about sharing cos wen u luv somebody, it is something n wen somebody luv u, it is another thing. ...But if d person who u luv, luv u in return, it is EVERYTHING. ... Life is a pictureAnd
U r the colour
So
Paint ur life,as u like!!!
My heart is full of love if ur thoughts comes in my heart,my heart brightness lik sunshines in the wind. 1.U love my=2.U think that i m=
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4.U rename me=
5.U give me ur=
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8.Song 4 me=
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luv u so much What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you..... Wen d birdz flew, ur shadow reflect. Wen d whistle, ur voice whisperz. Wen d made made "LOVE", i imagine myself spendin d rest f my lif wit u. Wen d birdz flew, ur shadow reflect. Wen d whistle, ur voice whisperz. Wen d made made "LOVE", i imagine myself spendin d rest f my lif wit u. Love is the slowest form of suicide. It is poison that kill a person slowely...And love is blind
beware.dnt fall in love
alone boy irshad
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck! The Mountain of love needs nothing in climbing rather then exercising patience! "never make Ur relationship break, coz da ice-cube wiz melts in da clay never become ice-cube again"..... Love me, Love me, Love me Always Love me...
Don't Hate me...
Don't leave me...
Stay wid me...
Love me, Love me, Love me
it's good to open up to your lover, Love don't lie, don't lie to your lover so that the love can last forever, I LOVE U, stp lie to me True love is about scolding wrong behaviors, applauding great performance and yet staying consistent in all. Best quote ever....some says,you don't Knw wat u have until u lose it... but the fact is... u always Knw wat u have....you just never thought you would lose it...By Rahul (rag) Just think from ur heart which is more painful? "When a person whom u trusted,hurts u " or "the prsn whom u hurted,still trusts u! I luv u If you would be one of my tears If you would be one of my tears,I will never cry
In fear of losing You
Mustafa Watanjar United State
anyone can make u happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make u happy without doing anything I m feeling so happyI m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
i got a x ray 2day they found u in my heart. The doctor said if ithey took u out i would die bcoz i could not live with out u if i had the letter 'HRT' i can add the letter 'EA' and get a 'HEART' or i can add the letter 'U' and get 'HURT'.I'd rather add the letter U than hav a 'HEART' without 'U' the frst touch i did eyes went in dark heart beat raised to peaks da frst touch i did to iz nw in ma breathes if i forgot i vl die how can i forget dear , u r my brain and my memory is belonged to you .One thing never changesThe reasons swiftly come and go and with them comes the thought of all the various changes that time in flight has brought....... But one thing never changes MY LOVE FOR YOU it remains the same forever.
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME A Sad Girl was sitting with her Boyfriend.Boy: You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen!
Girl: Who is the first?
Boy: Its YOU When you Smile...
True love is the only thing each of us need to his or her life true love is the best to any one. Silver and gold i have non but a package of my heart i will give unto you.luv you Someone asked. what makes people happy?.someone said wealth and some said fame.i was thinking about this when my cellphone beeped and recieved a text from you.then i smiled and said this makes me happy.i love you. When u love somebody, it is something. when somebody love U, it is another thing. And when d person u love, love u in return, it is everything! ...love so as 2b love too! ... We may die,but our love will live.d world may change us but our Heart will never change..
It's a thing to know, It's a thing to care, It's a thing to love but It's a different thing to love from the heart. I love u wholeheartedly. I love u baby. From Yommite.'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dismessage in their right hand! I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks toATM machine??????? terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident;Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... Why do couples hold handsWhy do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?Osman
Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narag me hai
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho.. Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete the hero of TITANIC went to court to prove that he is the most HANDSOME,SWEET&SMART guy on the arth but he failed. he came out angrily & ask. yaar ye ILYAS kon hai HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin." We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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1- U r a nice person.2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do.
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